Goverment According To Monty Python

constitutional peasant

Constitutional peasant Dialog: Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: MAN! Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I’m 37. Arthur: What? Dennis: I’m 37, I’m not old! Arthur: Well, I can’t just call you “man”. Dennis: You could say “Dennis”. Arthur: I didn’t know you were called Dennis. Dennis: Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you? Arthur: I did say I’m sorry about the “old woman” thing,… Read More

How Not to Give A Fuck in College


There are often times you sit in class and realize something is wrong, something doesn’t feel right, you turn and realize that your classmates are up to something outrageous, and they are generally not giving a fuck. Often times it is quite hilarious that they’d go this far to distract the class, and if you’re quick enough you might get it on camera. Here are ten people who didn’t give a fuck… Read More

NO CLASS: February 26, 2012


Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we have found and or made from the week. We will be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class. For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you. Commence the… Read More