Streaker Falls on Penis, Causes Controversy

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John Sieglinger, age 21, streaked at University of Southern Mississippi football game last weekend, and the worst thing that can happen during a streaking event occurred: He fell down. On his penis. One can only assume that the entire stadium full of football fans winced simultaneously when the unthinkable occurred. College rag The East Carolinian immortalized the moment with an uncensored picture of John Sieglinger squashing his babymaker on their paper’s front… Read More