Goverment According To Monty Python

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Constitutional peasant Dialog: Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: MAN! Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I’m 37. Arthur: What? Dennis: I’m 37, I’m not old! Arthur: Well, I can’t just call you “man”. Dennis: You could say “Dennis”. Arthur: I didn’t know you were called Dennis. Dennis: Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you? Arthur: I did say I’m sorry about the “old woman” thing,… Read More

10 Things You Do That Blow The Interview

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Below I have listed 10 Things You Do That Blow The Interview 1. Your Attire Your interview attire is outdated messy too tight to loose (Dress pants shouldn’t look like pajamas) slutty (ladies!) too revealing too flashy. Sometimes you won’t find these dress codes in writing; but if you look around you’ll find that all employees are dressed in a similar way. Take note: It is always better to be slightly overdressed… Read More

How Not to Give A Fuck in College

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There are often times you sit in class and realize something is wrong, something doesn’t feel right, you turn and realize that your classmates are up to something outrageous, and they are generally not giving a fuck. Often times it is quite hilarious that they’d go this far to distract the class, and if you’re quick enough you might get it on camera. Here are ten people who didn’t give a fuck… Read More

Dom Mazzetti vs. Finals: How To Ace Your Finals [vid]

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If you don’t already know this, Dom Mazzetti is pretty much an expert on everything. He has taught hundreds of thousands of millions of zillions of people world 24/7 and also daily. For those of you struggling with finals, I offer you insight into some free lessons from Dom. Please take notes as Dom teaches you how to ace your finals. Maxmillian Garland | Bright Futura Columnist Remember to follow Bright Futura… Read More

No Class: January 29, 2012

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Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we have found and or made from the week. We will be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class. For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you. Commence the… Read More

10 Things People Say Without Having Any Idea

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10 Things People Say Without Having Any Idea What They’re Talking About, And What They Should Be Saying Instead