11 Ways To Be Unremarkably Average

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Below are 11 ways to be unremarkably average. A guide to living and dying a very very boring unadventurous standard life. Please be adviced that following the instructions below will lead you having a C life rather than an A+ life. BTW the illustrations in this post are by Gavin Aung Than @ ZenPencils.com <—— Show him some love   1. Accept what people tell you at face value Don’t explore your spirituality,… Read More

To Do List Before You Commit Suicide

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Before anyone commits suicide they should do all of the following.   1. Clean your living space: Clutter is gross and a clean house always makes things better. Plus when they find your rotting carcass you don’t want people to think you were a slob.   2. Do the above while listening to extremely uplifting music (Israel kamakawiwo’ole- over the rainbow, U2- beautiful day, A Tribe Called Quest- Can I Kick It,… Read More

No. 1 Cause of Deaths In Young People Is …

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When you think of how to achieve public-health progress in the developing world, you might think of engineering clean water sources and sanitation to prevent water-borne diseases. You might think of implementing measures to stop the spread of malaria, like mosquito nets. You might think of distributing vaccines, or designing education programs about HIV/AIDS. What you probably wouldn’t think of is figuring out how to keep people safe from traffic. Every six… Read More

How Many Red Bulls Would It Take To Kill You?

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It’s late, you’ve been working and studying for hours. Caffeine is pumping in your veins because you’ve drunk 2 Red Bulls and three cups of coffee in the last 6 hours. If you drink a red bull now, what are the chances that you’ll die? Lucky for you, the crazy people at energyfiend developed a tool that can solve problems just like this one. Just enter your weight and type of beverage… Read More

Penn State coaching legend Joe Paterno dies at 85

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(Jim Prisching) Perhaps the most ironic element when looking at the way Joe Paterno lost his job as Penn State’s football coach after 46 seasons is that as a young man, he had his eyes set on law school. Joe Paterno coached Penn State for 46 seasons and won 409 games before being fired in November.

Florida A&M Band Suspended After Hazing Related Death?

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Florida A&M University says the death of a student in the university’s famous marching band was linked to hazing and suspended all performances amid an investigation, CNN reported Tuesday. The announcement came three days after Robert Champion, a 26-year-old drum major, died on Saturday night following a game. A spokeswoman for the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement posted on the University’s website that “after the game, the band returned… Read More

DUI Crash Kills Norwich U Student, Injures 7

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Associated Press NORTHFIELD, Vt. — A car loaded with eight Norwich University students lost control and crashed after an off-campus party early Sunday, killing a freshman and leaving three others with critical injuries, police said. The 22-year-old behind the wheel is charged with drunken driving resulting in a fatality.

Grad Student, Gets Prison For Killing Professor

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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. —A GRADUATE STUDENT FROM SAUDI ARABIA HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 15 YEARS IN PRISON FOR STABBING A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR TO DEATH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.