15 Barack Obama 2012 Election Memes

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Congrats to President Barack Obama on a second term. And like anything of monumental significance the internet did not waste time lampooning the subject. Here are some of the best 2012 Election Memes and images from around the web.

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Ps. I heard Colorado is the new Amsterdam

 

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Feel free to post any of your favorite election memes to our facebook page or below in the comments.

 

 

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BORED IN CLASS: Silent Challenge

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When you’re bored in class, eyelids are heavy, and the teacher’s drone is putting you to sleep faster than that mixed drink your friend gave you last weekend, here is something to keep you awake. Bright Futura Presents:

BORED IN CLASS: Silent Challenge # 1

Rules:

1. You must watch on MUTE. Your goal is to watch these videos without getting caught e.g. laughing, or playing these videos aloud.

2. You must watch the 5 videos below in class.

3. If you ROFL or LOL, you lose. If you lose, post or share this on facebook, twitter, etc.

4. If you don’t laugh, you win. If you win, post a video in the comments section below that you think is funnier.

 

Video 1: Eagle Vs Mountain Goat

  • Time: 2:54

Video 2 Guy on Scooter vs Elevator

  • Time 0:46

Video 3: News Reporter Chuck Storm Accident

  • Time: 0:09

Video 4: Dumb Cat

  • Time 0:13

Video 5: Asian Girl Ghost Prank

  • Time: 1:10

 

If you made it this far without laughing congrats, if you want post below in the comment section about how unfunny we are and/or post a (silent) video  that you think is funnier and we’ll place it in the next edition of Silent Challenge.

 

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How College is Like: Legend of Korra

THE LEGEND OF KORRA

College rocks, so does Legend of Korra. There are a number of different things we can learn from Legend of Korra, I mean their main characters are young people too. So let’s see what connections we can find in Korra and in college:

MONDAY MORNINGS

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 READING THE SYLLABUS

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 FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT

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YOUR FRIEND OFFERS YOU A MIXED DRINK

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THEN BACK TO MONDAY…-__-

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FINALS

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  AFTER THE EXAM, WHEN YOUR FRIEND ASKS YOU HOW YOU DID ON THE WRITTEN PORTION AND ALL YOU SAY IS, “…WRITTEN PORTION?”

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THE LAST EXAM BETWEEN YOU AND FINALS

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YOU RETURN HOME FOR SUMMER BREAK!

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THEN YOU GET YOUR GRADES BACK, AND YOU REALIZE YOU PASSED THAT ONE CLASS YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDA FAILED

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“I’M A BOSS.”

Hope you Avatar fans enjoyed this article. Got anymore gifs you can relate to college?

Post them below.

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images5 Smoking & Drinking Teens Are The Unhappiest Of All

Teenagers who smoke, drink alcohol      and eat junk food are significantly  more likely to be unhappy than their clean- living counterparts, a study has found. About 5,000 children were questioned on their appearance, family, friends, school and life as a whole, and had their happiness levels rated.

 

 

Researchers discovered that those who never drank alcohol were between four and six times more likely to have higher levels of happiness than those who did

While those who shunned cigarettes were about five times more likely to have high happiness scores than young smokers.

The authors of the study, based at the Institute for Social and Economic Research at Essex University, used data from Understanding Society, a long-term study of 40,000 UK households, to analyze the home life and health-related behavior of about 5,000 ten to 15-year-olds.

Their results found that unhealthy habits such as smoking, drinking alcohol and not taking exercise were closely linked to substantially lower happiness scores, even when factors such as family income and parents’ education were taken into account.

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Higher consumption of fruit and vegetables, and less eating of crisps, sweets and fizzy drinks, was associated with high happiness levels. Also, the children who played a lot of sport were deemed happier.Cara Booker, co-author of the research, said that children could be turning to damaging vices to cope with their unhappiness. She said: ‘Another explanation could be that youths who smoke and drink first fit themselves into certain groups that tend to be unhappier, and then they find themselves unhappy. It becomes a vicious cycle.

‘It’s probably a combination of both. Some will take up smoking because they want to feel more adult, but then find themselves hanging out with people who are less happy and then they become less happy. But if you’re participating in sports and have a social group who are also interested in the same things, you’re happier versus not doing much of anything.’

The study found that between the ages of 13 and 15, teenagers’ food consumption became unhealthier – only 11 per cent reported eating five or more portions of fruit and vegetables every day – and their participation in exercise fell. And the figures for alcohol consumption revealed 8 per cent of ten to 12-year-olds admitted having had an alcoholic drink within the last month, rising to 41 per cent among 13 to 15-year-olds.

 

Dr Booker added: ‘The message [to teenagers] is that you need to be as healthy as possible, and participating in more adult behaviour such as smoking and drinking is not necessarily going to make you happier.

Goes to college

No lie, it’s been a long time since I’ve been an undergraduate freshman, but now that I’m a graduate student in a new school and in a new state, I’m finding many parallels to then and now. To keep things interesting I will provide some sage-like advice from someone who has already graduated, in my series HOW NOT TO DIE IN COLLEGE (HOW NOT TO DIE INC).

How Not to Die In College Presents:

No Four Year Fears

Each year in college is like a movie and you play the character moving from one sequel to the next. Each year of college helps change you in ways you may not recognize at first, but will ultimately recognize as an important events in your life. Freshman year and Junior year of course turn out to be the most important years.

 

Freshman year-The Foundation

 

Freshman year sets the foundation for your college career.

Freshman year is the start of your new life, it will set up your first few true friends, a rough idea of your new schedule– if you’re commuting or living on campus, and will expose you to the new world known as college.

 

What you need to know– that most people won’t tell you:

  • You don’t need to decide a major now. You have time!

 

  • Join an organization; get to know a lot of people.

 

  • Your sleep schedule will disappear, if you’re reading this at 5 am you understand.
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Everyone grabs friends faster than the speed of light in the first few weeks of school.

 

Sophomore Year- Settling In

 

Sophomore year is the settling of your college everything

Your second year of college is more of Freshman year on cruise control. You finally settle into the swing of things. You realize who and what is important when it comes to friends and organizations. It is also a good time to continue what social networking skills you started Freshman year and branch out to the other people around you.

 

What you need to know–that people won’t tell you:

  • Start considering your major, you don’t need to know it now. You should have at least have an idea. Ask yourself the tough life questions.

 

  • If your part of an organization, try to get a position on their executive board. These positions look REALLY good on a resume.

 

  • Some of your friends who started with you in Freshman year might not make it to Sophomore year. Grades, financial aid, and or just not liking the university will force them out of the University.

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Junior Year- THE BIG YEAR

Do it big this year

Junior year in many ways is your most important year out of all four. By Junior year you should have finished most of your general ed classes. By now you should also have decided on a major.

Junior year is your prime year of college, you know enough people on campus through clubs, parties, and social events, you know all the shortcuts to and from class, you’re no longer as lost as a freshman or as stressed as a Senior about graduating.

This is also a good time –if you haven’t begun already– to start an internships, study abroad, and / or be president of an organization. This big year is the year to beef up your resume and explore the depths of your school’s opportunities.

Please Remember: Deciding a major is not the same as deciding your career. You can also work toward a new career after you have earned your degree.

 

What you need to know–that people won’t tell you:

  • If you make it to your Junior year, there’s a very good chance you’ll be graduating. Freshman and Sophomore year weeds out people who aren’t suited for college but once you make it to the junior year, you’re pretty much set.

 

  • DO IT! This a time to try something new this year. Study Abroad opportunities are my favorite. If you receive financial aid (ie. Fafsa) for the fall or spring semester and you study abroad during either of those semesters Fafsa may help pay for it.

 

  • Start an internship the summer of your junior year, do your best at it, and hopefully they’ll offer you a chance to come back next summer as a paid intern or better as a paid staff member.

 

  • Junior should be spent preparing yourself for senior and post graduation. This way you don’t save all the hard hitting questions for your senior year
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Senior Year- Finality

 

Senior year is 50% busy work and 50% quarter life crisis

Senior year is the year to finish all the things you wanted and needed to complete. This final year is the year you can try out all the classes you always thought were interesting but never had room for in your schedule.

If you set up your classes correctly you will most likely be able to take a least one or two B.S classes.You also will have the freedom and know how to take the challenging upper level classes you were always too scared to take.

Classwise you should be quite relaxed but you have to worry about GRADUATION and GRAD SCHOOL/WORKFORCE.

 

What you need to know that people won’t tell you:

  • If you’re planning to go to graduate school start early. Find at least 5 schools you’re thinking about going to and apply,

Please note: Most grad school applications are due pretty early in the spring semester. Deadlines for master’s programs tend to hit in January, February or March which means you should start in December or January.

  • Don’t be worried or upset if you don’t graduate in 4 years. The new normal graduation rate is 5 years, don’t be worried if you have to stay an extra semester for an extra year, as long as you graduate and get your degree.35hgsj How Not to Die In College: No Four Year Fears

No matter what happens in to you –the main character– of this wild story, I encourage you to remember that college is a monumental movement in your life. Each chapter will tell of a new journey and unforeseen dilemma and each page will bring new character flaws and even the occasional triumphant victory.

 

Always remember that you are both the reader and writer of your own novel. So keep your nose in your books, keep your pencil to the paper and keep loving what you do!

 

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Why Women Like Bad Boys

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Dear Nice Guys,
I feel your pain, I really do. You just lost the girl of your dreams to some asshole, because well….you were nice and apparently being nice is not what girls want.

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Yeah, my head just exploded too

But now it’s been revealed there is a science behind that idea.  During a discussion this week on America’s NPR (formerly National Public Radio), human rights lawyer Arsalan Iftikhar was surprised that

Rihanna still reportedly likes Chris Brown, who ‘didn’t only hit Rihanna, he made her look like Buster Douglas’.

National Review writer Kevin D Williamson pointed out, however, that she may not be able to help it – because it’s in her genes to like men like Chris Brown.

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Writing in a blog following the show this week Mr. Iftikhar stated that

bad guys combine the self-obsession of narcissism, the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behavior of the psychopath and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism.

Unattractive as the combination might appear, women often equate it with masculinity  -  and the ability to father healthy children.

As a result, those looking for the thrill of an affair, or hoping to become pregnant, are drawn to ‘bad boys’.  Scientist Peter Jonason said James Bond is the perfect example of a ladykiller with a rather questionable personality. ‘He’s clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes trying new things  -  killing people, new women,’ the researcher told New Scientist.

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Mr Jonason, of New Mexico State University in the U.S., subjected 200 college students to personality tests designed to rank them for each of their dark triad traits.

They were also asked about their attitudes to sexual relationships and about their sex lives, including how many partners they had and whether they sought out flings.  The results showed that men who scored higher on the trio of traits tended to have more partners and more interest in short-term relationships.

Nice guys need not lose all hope though

Dr Gayle Brewer, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of Central Lancashire, said that while women tend to like cads for flings, they usually settle down with more caring types.

Full Article at Elite Daily.com

Leon Langford| Bright Futura Columnist

How Not to Give A Fuck in College

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There are often times you sit in class and realize something is wrong, something doesn’t feel right, you turn and realize that your classmates are up to something outrageous, and they are generally not giving a fuck. Often times it is quite hilarious that they’d go this far to distract the class, and if you’re quick enough you might get it on camera. Here are ten people who didn’t give a fuck in class.

Below I Have Exhibited 10 Examples of How Not to Give A Fuck in College

10. This is NOT a culinary class

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9. It’s a Bird, it’s a plane, it’s an opportune time to GTFO

 

 8. Don’t be fooled that baby brought the mom to class.

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7. “Oh no!” “OH YEAH!

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6.  James Franco is a master of not giving a fuck

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But this guy has him beat

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5. Not giving a fuck on an exam is not recommended.

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4. This is what happens when you run out of fucks to give in class

 

3. And this is what happens when you give too many fucks

 

2. How Not to Give a Fuck at Graduation

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1. Seniors Give the Least Fucks

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College is supposed to be the best time of your life, so live it up. Don’t be bottled down by tests and grades, learn something outside of the classroom. Give less fucks and just try to live life to your fullest.

Leon Langford | Bright Futura Columnist

Drinkify: Listen Responsibly

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Drinkify: Listen Responsibly

If you like: 1). The Internet  2). Music and 3). Drinking then this site is for you. It’s called Drinkify:  A website that allows you to type in the artist you want to listen to, plays their music, and matches it with an accompanying cocktail recipe.

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This is quite an amazing site and the drinks actually go well with the music. You know how old people will drink wine and listen to classical music, now you can listen to modern music and drink alcohol. Call it being classy.

 

 

 

Top 7 Drinks Suggested By Drinkify

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“The Drake” 8 oz Sipsmith gin, 8 oz Coco Lopez, 10 oz Coco Lopez; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with wedge of watermelon

2. “The Amy Winehouse”

1 bottle of cabernet at room temperature

3. “The Maroon 5”

10 oz Glenmorangie scotch, 10 oz Elderflower cordial, 8 oz club soda; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with sugar

4. “The SBTRKT”

1 oz Cocaine; serve on rocks; garnish with sparklers

5. Theophilus London

1 Red Stripe

6. The Big Sean

4 oz rum; serve on rocks; stir vigorously

7.  “The Adele”

2 oz vodka, 2 oz coconut milk, 1 oz honey; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with cucumber

 

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Ironically, Kanye was spotted drinking a bottle of Hennessey during his memorable    VMA rant against Taylor Swift. So the drink definitely fits.

I’m not sure what diabolical, musical, alcholic genius came up with this site but it all seems very spot on (I like the Lupe Fiasco) and I can’t wait to check this site out the next time I’m making a playlist and a liquor store run.

Check out drinkify.org and remember to listen responsibly.

 

Leon Langford | Bright Futura Columnist

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Drinkify: Your New favorite Drinking Site

 

If you like: 1). The Internet  2). Music and 3). Drinking then this site is for you. It’s called Drinkify:  A website that allows you to type in the artist you want to listen to, plays their music, and matches it with an accompanying cocktail recipe.

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^The G O Double Gizzle

This is quite an amazing site and the drinks actually go well with the music. You know how old people will drink wine and listen to classical music, now you can listen to modern music and drink alcohol. Call it being classy.

Drake:  “The Drake” 8 oz Sipsmith gin, 8 oz Coco Lopez, 10 oz Coco Lopez; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with wedge of watermelon

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Amy Winehouse: “The Amy Winehouse” 1 bottle of cabernet at room temperature

Maroon 5: “The Maroon 5” 10 oz Glenmorangie scotch, 10 oz Elderflower cordial, 8 oz club soda; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with sugar

SBTRKT: “The SBTRKT” 1 oz Cocaine; serve on rocks; garnish with sparklers

Theophilus London: 1 Red Stripe

Big Sean: 4 oz rum; serve on rocks; stir vigorously

Adele: “The Adele” 2 oz vodka, 2 oz coconut milk, 1 oz honey; combine in highball glass and serve; garnish with cucumber

 

Beyonce: “The Beyonce” 1 bottle Hennessey, 1 bottle Fassionola, 4 oz Metaxa; combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass; garnish with salt

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Kanye West: “The Kanye West” 6 oz Hennessey; serve neat; stir slowly

Ironically, Kanye was spotted drinking a bottle of Hennessey during his memorable    VMA rant against Taylor Swift. So the drink definitely fits.

Everything seemed pretty accurate to me (the combination of honey and Adele is spot on), and I genuinely can’t think of a reason for not making this one of my most visited tabs.  Check out drinkify.org and remember to listen responsibly.

 

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If you’re considering going back to school in hopes that you’ll graduate to more opportunities, there are certain degrees that you might want to avoid.

Consider the National Association of Colleges and Employers’ (NACE) 2012 Job Outlook study, which surveyed almost 1,000 employers on their future hiring plans. Many areas of study, such as fashion design and the performing arts, didn’t even make the list.

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Number of Students Awarded Degree in 2008-2009: 24,988

Typical coursework:

  • Crops
  • Plant diseases
  • Animal husbandry
  • Basic veterinary science

When schools such as the University of Idaho cut their agriculture programs, you know times are tough for this degree. The state has more than 25,000 farms, for cow’s sake, according to the most recent U.S. Department of Agriculture census, in 2007.

Still, if your idea of a good day is getting up with the sun and working till it sets as an agricultural manager, a degree in agriculture might be your calling.

quotes 5 Useless College Majors: According To YahooJust don’t expect farms and ranches to be calling you, says Laurence Shatkin, Ph.D., and author of “The 10 Best College Majors for Your Personality.” “It’s true that farms are becoming more efficient now and so there is less of a need for farm managers,” he says. That means less jobs. In fact, the U.S. Department of Labor projects 64,000 fewer jobs in this field over the next seven years.

Total Number of Agricultural Managers in 2008: 1,234,000
Projected Change in Number of Jobs 2008-2018: -64,600

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^ You’ll be poor, but at least you’ll look good.

Number of Students Awarded Degree in 2008-2009: 89,140

Typical coursework:

  • Fashion history
  • Sewing
  • Tailoring
  • Coloring
  • Design
  • Pattern making

The world of high fashion is glamorous, exciting, and, unfortunately, highly exclusive and competitive.

“Fashion never dies out, never ends, and even though everything gets made overseas now, there’s always a need for designers. But it’s incredibly competitive. It’s one you really have to establish yourself in,” Shatkin says.

And those glamour positions are expected to be the ones with the fewest opportunities among an already small field, says the U.S. Department of Labor. Because it’s so tough, Shatkin suggests that getting a practical minor with this degree is very smart.

Total Number of Fashion Designers in 2008: 22,700
Projected Change in Number of Jobs 2008-2018: +200

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Number of Students Awarded Degree in 2008-2009: 89,140

Typical coursework:

  • Theater
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Design
  • Play-writing
  • Communications
  • Dramatic literature

Here’s the good news: Sign up for theater as a major and at least you’ll be really good at acting like you have a job.

Here’s the bad news: Actors endure long periods of unemployment and frequent rejection, says the U.S. Department of Labor. The Department goes on to say that because earnings are erratic for actors, producers, and directors, many hold second jobs. In other words, how do you feel about waiting tables?

Of course, says Shatkin, “People go into this with such a love for it you can’t stop them.”

Total Number of Actors/Producers/Directors in 2008: 155,100
Projected Change in Number of Jobs 2008-2018: +16,900

Related: Do College Freshmen Feel Academically Prepared?

Related: The Dwindling Power of a College Degree

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Number of Students Awarded Degree in 2008-2009: 80,756

Typical coursework:

  • Animal breeding
  • Reproductive physiology
  • Nutrition
  • Meat and muscle biology

Here’s another degree aimed at a career that at first glance doesn’t look all that discouraging. After all, animal scientist employment is projected by the U.S. Department of Labor to grow 13 percent from 2008 to 2018.

But crunch a few more numbers and you quickly realize that you could be in for stiff competition to grab a piece of that pie.

Fewer than 5,000 animal scientist jobs are projected to exist in the field by 2018.

The problem, says Shatkin, is the degree is so specific that trying to apply it to anything else means a tough time convincing people it gives you any useful skills for jobs outside animal science jobs.

Total Number of Animal Scientists in 2008: 3,700
Projected Change in Number of Jobs 2008-2018: +500

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Number of Students Awarded Degree in 2008-2009: 24,988

Typical coursework:

  • Crops
  • Plant diseases
  • Agricultural business and economics
  • Crop and fruit science

If you like the farm life but aren’t all that keen on all the whining and clucking of an animal farm, perhaps a degree in horticulture is growing on you.

Unfortunately, the number of jobs in the field itself is not growing, according to the U.S. Department of Labor. And Shatkin agrees. “Better than agriculture, but not by much. If you’re lucky, you may find some way to apply that to a related business like food processing or production,” he says.

Total Number of Farmers and Ranchers in 2008: 985,900
Projected Change in Number of Jobs 2008-2018:
-79,200

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Though these jobs may come off as seemingly unfruitful for some, be sure that with ANY profession or ANY major there is SOMEONE making money in it. So follow your dreams and live out your degree.

Written Terence Loose via Yahoo

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