NO CLASS: July 1st, 2012
Posted on July 1, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we’ve found and or made from the week. We’ll be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
COMMENCE THE HILARITY IN 3…2…1

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Walk To Dining Hall…Closed

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School…Just UGH!

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College Hippies

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Thanks Voldemort

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This Is PERFECT.

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This Seems Like Something I Would Do.

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Isn’t This The Truth?

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Only College Students Know How To Rationalize Meal Plans.

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Oh Yeah?

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Please?

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Extra Points For Cleverness

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Good Luck.

NO CLASS: NEW EVERY SUNDAY!!!
Matthew Maddock | Bright Futura Columnist
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Smoking & Drinking Teens Are The Unhappiest Of All
Posted on June 30, 2012
Teenagers who smoke, drink alcohol and eat junk food are significantly more likely to be unhappy than their clean- living counterparts, a study has found. About 5,000 children were questioned on their appearance, family, friends, school and life as a whole, and had their happiness levels rated.
Researchers discovered that those who never drank alcohol were between four and six times more likely to have higher levels of happiness than those who did
While those who shunned cigarettes were about five times more likely to have high happiness scores than young smokers.
The authors of the study, based at the Institute for Social and Economic Research at Essex University, used data from Understanding Society, a long-term study of 40,000 UK households, to analyze the home life and health-related behavior of about 5,000 ten to 15-year-olds.
Their results found that unhealthy habits such as smoking, drinking alcohol and not taking exercise were closely linked to substantially lower happiness scores, even when factors such as family income and parents’ education were taken into account.
Higher consumption of fruit and vegetables, and less eating of crisps, sweets and fizzy drinks, was associated with high happiness levels. Also, the children who played a lot of sport were deemed happier.Cara Booker, co-author of the research, said that children could be turning to damaging vices to cope with their unhappiness. She said: ‘Another explanation could be that youths who smoke and drink first fit themselves into certain groups that tend to be unhappier, and then they find themselves unhappy. It becomes a vicious cycle.
‘It’s probably a combination of both. Some will take up smoking because they want to feel more adult, but then find themselves hanging out with people who are less happy and then they become less happy. But if you’re participating in sports and have a social group who are also interested in the same things, you’re happier versus not doing much of anything.’
The study found that between the ages of 13 and 15, teenagers’ food consumption became unhealthier – only 11 per cent reported eating five or more portions of fruit and vegetables every day – and their participation in exercise fell. And the figures for alcohol consumption revealed 8 per cent of ten to 12-year-olds admitted having had an alcoholic drink within the last month, rising to 41 per cent among 13 to 15-year-olds.
Dr Booker added: ‘The message [to teenagers] is that you need to be as healthy as possible, and participating in more adult behaviour such as smoking and drinking is not necessarily going to make you happier.
How Not to Die In College: No Four Year Fears
Posted on June 24, 2012
No lie, it’s been a long time since I’ve been an undergraduate freshman, but now that I’m a graduate student in a new school and in a new state, I’m finding many parallels to then and now. To keep things interesting I will provide some sage-like advice from someone who has already graduated, in my series HOW NOT TO DIE IN COLLEGE (HOW NOT TO DIE INC).
How Not to Die In College Presents:
No Four Year Fears
Each year in college is like a movie and you play the character moving from one sequel to the next. Each year of college helps change you in ways you may not recognize at first, but will ultimately recognize as an important events in your life. Freshman year and Junior year of course turn out to be the most important years.
Freshman year-The Foundation
Freshman year sets the foundation for your college career.
Freshman year is the start of your new life, it will set up your first few true friends, a rough idea of your new schedule– if you’re commuting or living on campus, and will expose you to the new world known as college.
What you need to know– that most people won’t tell you:
- You don’t need to decide a major now. You have time!
- Join an organization; get to know a lot of people.
- Your sleep schedule will disappear, if you’re reading this at 5 am you understand.
Everyone grabs friends faster than the speed of light in the first few weeks of school.
Sophomore Year- Settling In
Sophomore year is the settling of your college everything
Your second year of college is more of Freshman year on cruise control. You finally settle into the swing of things. You realize who and what is important when it comes to friends and organizations. It is also a good time to continue what social networking skills you started Freshman year and branch out to the other people around you.
What you need to know–that people won’t tell you:
- Start considering your major, you don’t need to know it now. You should have at least have an idea. Ask yourself the tough life questions.
- If your part of an organization, try to get a position on their executive board. These positions look REALLY good on a resume.
- Some of your friends who started with you in Freshman year might not make it to Sophomore year. Grades, financial aid, and or just not liking the university will force them out of the University.

Junior Year- THE BIG YEAR
Do it big this year
Junior year in many ways is your most important year out of all four. By Junior year you should have finished most of your general ed classes. By now you should also have decided on a major.
Junior year is your prime year of college, you know enough people on campus through clubs, parties, and social events, you know all the shortcuts to and from class, you’re no longer as lost as a freshman or as stressed as a Senior about graduating.
This is also a good time –if you haven’t begun already– to start an internships, study abroad, and / or be president of an organization. This big year is the year to beef up your resume and explore the depths of your school’s opportunities.
Please Remember: Deciding a major is not the same as deciding your career. You can also work toward a new career after you have earned your degree.
What you need to know–that people won’t tell you:
- If you make it to your Junior year, there’s a very good chance you’ll be graduating. Freshman and Sophomore year weeds out people who aren’t suited for college but once you make it to the junior year, you’re pretty much set.
- DO IT! This a time to try something new this year. Study Abroad opportunities are my favorite. If you receive financial aid (ie. Fafsa) for the fall or spring semester and you study abroad during either of those semesters Fafsa may help pay for it.
- Start an internship the summer of your junior year, do your best at it, and hopefully they’ll offer you a chance to come back next summer as a paid intern or better as a paid staff member.
- Junior should be spent preparing yourself for senior and post graduation. This way you don’t save all the hard hitting questions for your senior year

Senior Year- Finality
Senior year is 50% busy work and 50% quarter life crisis
Senior year is the year to finish all the things you wanted and needed to complete. This final year is the year you can try out all the classes you always thought were interesting but never had room for in your schedule.
If you set up your classes correctly you will most likely be able to take a least one or two B.S classes.You also will have the freedom and know how to take the challenging upper level classes you were always too scared to take.
Classwise you should be quite relaxed but you have to worry about GRADUATION and GRAD SCHOOL/WORKFORCE.
What you need to know that people won’t tell you:
- If you’re planning to go to graduate school start early. Find at least 5 schools you’re thinking about going to and apply,
Please note: Most grad school applications are due pretty early in the spring semester. Deadlines for master’s programs tend to hit in January, February or March which means you should start in December or January.
- Don’t be worried or upset if you don’t graduate in 4 years. The new normal graduation rate is 5 years, don’t be worried if you have to stay an extra semester for an extra year, as long as you graduate and get your degree.

No matter what happens in to you –the main character– of this wild story, I encourage you to remember that college is a monumental movement in your life. Each chapter will tell of a new journey and unforeseen dilemma and each page will bring new character flaws and even the occasional triumphant victory.
Always remember that you are both the reader and writer of your own novel. So keep your nose in your books, keep your pencil to the paper and keep loving what you do!
Leon Langford | Bright Futura Columnist
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NO CLASS: June 24th, 2012
Posted on June 24, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we’ve found and or made from the week. We’ll be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
COMMENCE THE HILARITY IN 3…2…1
When I See A Hot Girl On Campus In Yoga Pants

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Never Give Up




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Trying To Outsmart The Teacher

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Studying…

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When I See My Friend On Campus

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When I Ace A Test

NO CLASS: NEW EVERY SUNDAY!!!
Matthew Maddock | Bright Futura Columnist
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Bored In Class: Play NES Online For Free
Posted on June 18, 2012
When you’re bored in class, eyelids are heavy, and the teacher’s drone is putting you to sleep faster than that mixed drink your friend gave you last weekend, here is something to keep you awake. Bright Futura Presents:
Bored In Class: Play NES Online For Free
Before the N64 blew your minds, childhoods, and reasons to play outside out the water there was the Nintendo Entertainment System as known as the NES .
That’s right, grandfather of the Nintendo Wii, brother of the Gameboy, and the Holy Grail of the at home console, but enough blabber:
There’s a website where you can play this online like a boss Teenage Mutant RoboCop Spiderman Ninja-Superman…aboard the Enterprise…yeah…
As you can see they have a lot of games, so stay awake, stay alert, and stay playing.
Shameless Self Promotion: How Not to Die in College: Not Falling Asleep in Class
If 8-bit is too intense for you then:Bored In Class: Gameboy Edition
The systems are quite simple to use, make sure you don’t look like a hard core gamer while playing, teacher may notice you, when you shout “DAMN!” every time you die.
Leon Langford | Bright Futura Columnist
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NO CLASS: June 17th, 2012
Posted on June 17, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we’ve found and or made from the week. We’ll be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
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Summer work…

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College kids after summer

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On A Test…

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Student vs. Test – (Student’s Mind)

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Student Weekly

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Communication Majors…

NO CLASS: NEW EVERY SUNDAY!!!
Matthew Maddock | Bright Futura Columnist
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Why Women Like Bad Boys
Posted on June 15, 2012
Dear Nice Guys,
I feel your pain, I really do. You just lost the girl of your dreams to some asshole, because well….you were nice and apparently being nice is not what girls want.

Yeah, my head just exploded too
But now it’s been revealed there is a science behind that idea. During a discussion this week on America’s NPR (formerly National Public Radio), human rights lawyer Arsalan Iftikhar was surprised that
Rihanna still reportedly likes Chris Brown, who ‘didn’t only hit Rihanna, he made her look like Buster Douglas’.
National Review writer Kevin D Williamson pointed out, however, that she may not be able to help it – because it’s in her genes to like men like Chris Brown.
Writing in a blog following the show this week Mr. Iftikhar stated that
bad guys combine the self-obsession of narcissism, the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behavior of the psychopath and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism.
Unattractive as the combination might appear, women often equate it with masculinity - and the ability to father healthy children.
As a result, those looking for the thrill of an affair, or hoping to become pregnant, are drawn to ‘bad boys’. Scientist Peter Jonason said James Bond is the perfect example of a ladykiller with a rather questionable personality. ‘He’s clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes trying new things - killing people, new women,’ the researcher told New Scientist.
Mr Jonason, of New Mexico State University in the U.S., subjected 200 college students to personality tests designed to rank them for each of their dark triad traits.
They were also asked about their attitudes to sexual relationships and about their sex lives, including how many partners they had and whether they sought out flings. The results showed that men who scored higher on the trio of traits tended to have more partners and more interest in short-term relationships.
Nice guys need not lose all hope though
Dr Gayle Brewer, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of Central Lancashire, said that while women tend to like cads for flings, they usually settle down with more caring types.
Full Article at Elite Daily.com
Leon Langford| Bright Futura Columnist
NO CLASS: May 27th, 2012
Posted on May 27, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we have found and or made from the week. We will be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
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Rules on how to live in college.

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Me vs. Exams. (Actually the exams are the Hulk)

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After making an A on a test in college…

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Miss your roommate yet?

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NO CLASS: May 20th, 2012
Posted on May 20, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we have found and or made from the week. We will be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
COMMENCE THE HILARITY IN 3…2…1

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Asking more questions when class is over

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Teacher: “You have to take summer school.”

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Watch out annoying school people

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That one kid in school…

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Just got the neck in the bathroom

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Exams?

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Teacher: Where’s your book?
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what’s it doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me.
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During an exam you didn’t study for:

NO CLASS: CHECK BACK EVERY SUNDAY!!
P.S. Good luck for those who have exams!
NO CLASS: March 13th, 2012
Posted on May 13, 2012
Every Sunday Bright Futura will feature all the funny, witty, irrelevant, and nonsensical, gifs, videos, pictures and images that we have found and or made from the week. We will be putting all this extreme amusement in a post called No Class.
For those students who use Bright Futura as a resource for informational articles and interesting college news coverage, please be advised that No Class is not for you.
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Finals Are Over… Let’s Get Weird!
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Telling Your Friend That Getting A B+ Is Still A Good Grade.
His Response.

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Just hardly passed final!

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If only, if only…

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Got ‘em!

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Not all days of the week are equal.

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Wait, they actually expect us to look at those?

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Student: “Could you go back to the last slide?”
Teacher: “NO!”

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Don’t forget Sparknotes, WikiAnswers, SlideShare, and Quizlet.

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Words of wisdom.

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Maybe salsa dancing for the teacher will get him to pass you?

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Whoops!

That moment when all the upperclassmen start partying and you’re a freshman.

Friend: “What do you say we study?”
Me:

What is the #1 priority in college?

When the teacher gets information wrong.

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