How To Join The College Party

Many people are asking how to join The College Party. We have gotten countless emails. I mean billions! So just to make it easy,  we at Bright Futura have decided to create a How To Join The College Party step by step guide.


Step 1: Stand up, raise your right eyebrow and read the below statement aloud

  • I pledge allegiance to the Flag (we don’t have a flag yet) and The United Colleges Of America. Drunk in public. We can hardly stand. One nation on this blog, invisible invincible with libraries and road trips for all.


Step 2: Do a dance to solidify your loyalty.

Recommended dances:







4 Comments on “How To Join The College Party

  1. Pingback: Barack Obama Singing Boyfriend by Justin Bieber - Bright Futura

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>