How To Join The College Party
Many people are asking how to join The College Party. We have gotten countless emails. I mean billions! So just to make it easy, we at Bright Futura have decided to create a How To Join The College Party step by step guide.
Step 1: Stand up, raise your right eyebrow and read the below statement aloud
- I pledge allegiance to the Flag (we don’t have a flag yet) and The United Colleges Of America. Drunk in public. We can hardly stand. One nation on this blog,
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Step 2: Do a dance to solidify your loyalty.