College: As Told Through Kanye West Gifs

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College is the best time of your life, and is now known as a mandatory means in which to secure a job. This article will focus on Kanye West, who, despite being a College Dropout, will show you how to deal with college; all the way from Late Registration to Graduation. For some people college is a Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, but with the right pals and mentors by your side by the time you graduate you’ll be looking at your boss saying, “Watch the Throne.”

First comes graduating from High School, and you’re all happy like

 

Then you move out of your hometown to live on campus. There might be a going away party, or a small get together. . . but whatever only thing on your mind is

Once you get to college, you finally move into your dorm and get a chance to visit around campus. Then comes one of the first big college milestones: the roommate. In most cases you and your roommate will be tight and spend many nights doing homework, drunk sitting, and talking about life. It’ll probably look something like this

College is a busy time. You will have to divide your life between The Three S’s: studying, socializing, and sleeping.  But be careful though, often times you’ll wake up late and will have to run to class.

Some classes will be hella boring and you’ll sit there wondering why the hell you ran to class in the first place.

Other classes will be fun and engaging, depending on the Professor. Eventually you’ll get this college thing down packed and you’ll fall into your own rhythm. If you are afforded the opportunity and make the grades you might be lucky enough to study abroad.

Like most college students, you will go through a sort of change during Finals. It is essentially Hell Week where tempers flare because the stress of the entire year is on your back to get it finished. During Finals you’re teacher may try to dissuade your fears by saying, “Don’t worry the final is only 40% of your grade”. Causing you to pull one of these

During the course of the school year, to deal with the stress students turn to a number of different outlets:

Crazy Late Nights

Drugs

 

Sex

. . . Basically all the things your parents warned you about. But then, there are always your close friends  who will support you during Hell Week.

College is one of the best times of your life and you should do all you can to take advantage of the time you have there. Some people will never get the chance to be in your position, so don’t let it go to waste. College is all about your work ethic so stay confident; be your favorite college student.

Every celebrity had to start somewhere, with some confidence.

Leon Langford | Bright Futura Columnist