15 Dances You Should Avoid At College Parties
If you’re too embarrassed to dance at parties, you may be missing out on a lot what makes being young so amazing. When you get old and gray you will look back and wish with all your might that you had shook your booty on the dance floor when you were younger.
Many people think it’s too challenging but finding your rhyme is doable–no matter what haters say.
It doesn’t take much to hustle up some basic moves and enough confidence to sidle onto the dance floor, even if only briefly, and it’ll ensure that your friends stop picking on you for avoiding dancing.Explaining what dance you should do would take way to long so instead I have complied a list of 15 different dances you should avoid like the plague.
Below I have Listed 15 Dances You Should Avoid At College Parties
15. The Strange Raver
14. The Fake Breaker
13. The Green Man
12. The Stoner Bob
11. The Feeling Yourself
10. The Kathy Lee
9. The Frisky Dingo aka The Air Hump
8. The Susan Boyle
7. Head Banging
6. The Splits
5. The Clearly Insane
4. The Gambino
3. The Single Lady (If You Are A Guy)
1. The Human Octopus
While I wouldn’t knock anyone for doing their thing on the dance floor, I can’t speak for others. You will of course do whatever you want but I must to say
You’ve been warned.
Maximillian Garland | Bright Futura Columnist